1 Apr 2011

New blow to faltering Liberal Democrats as London Mayoral candidate Lembit Opik loses his weekly newspaper column with the Daily Sport


New blow to faltering Liberal Democrats as London Mayoral candidate Lembit Opik loses his weekly newspaper column with the Daily Sport.

Lemmy has been producing lovely prose like the following:

I NIPPED over to Northern Ireland’s capital, Belfast, a few days ago, to make a speech and do some celebrity-type things. Firstly, it’s dead easy to get there, and only takes about an hour on a plane. Second, the night life is fantastic now. Thirdly, the ladies are extremely friendly. If you’ve never thought of Belfast as a destination, think again. It’s a jewel in the cities of the UK, and a place where it’s almost impossible not to have a great time. I’m hoping to get a few comedy gigs there when I get back from the Jungle, so if you live in Belfast, watch this space. The rest of you, take a weekend break and get yourselves over there! And if anyone from the Northern Ireland Tourist Board is reading this, I reckon you owe me a fiver!

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