New blow to faltering Liberal Democrats as London Mayoral candidate Lembit Opik loses his weekly newspaper column with the Daily Sport.
Lemmy has been producing lovely prose like the following:
I NIPPED over to Northern Ireland’s capital, Belfast, a few days ago, to make a speech and do some celebrity-type things. Firstly, it’s dead easy to get there, and only takes about an hour on a plane. Second, the night life is fantastic now. Thirdly, the ladies are extremely friendly. If you’ve never thought of Belfast as a destination, think again. It’s a jewel in the cities of the UK, and a place where it’s almost impossible not to have a great time. I’m hoping to get a few comedy gigs there when I get back from the Jungle, so if you live in Belfast, watch this space. The rest of you, take a weekend break and get yourselves over there! And if anyone from the Northern Ireland Tourist Board is reading this, I reckon you owe me a fiver!